Mr. Meltdown Continental Airlines Horror Flight

(seats look bigger in this picture trust me!)
Let me tell you about my interesting experience with Continental Airlines. Where do I start, what should I begin with? Well it all started when I planned a one day round trip flight to go to NJ on business. I decided to book a flight with Continental Airlines why on Earth did I do that? Let me explain before I piss a few people off who live and love them. Now last time I checked I was a big guy on a diet trying to lose weight so before you guys start let’s get past that. The trip going was OK but coming back was a horror story. I was booked on the 3:45PM flight coming back to Atlanta that boarded at gate C90. The boarding time was at 3:10PM and the flight was leaving on schedule at 3:45PM and arrives at 6:15PM in ATL. Now here is where the fun begins!

I was at the airport on time at gate C90 at 2:00PM waiting with the rest of the travelers. I noticed after 3:15PM there was nothing going on to indicate that the flight was not on time. I knew there was a problem at 3:25PM when I saw that there was no sign of anyone making way to the gate preparing to board. I ran over to customer service finding out only that my plane was rescheduled to leave from gate C95 instead and have already left. To add insult to injury I could see my flight taking off without me in it from the customer service desk as the man pointed at the plane smiley at me. I tried to maintain my composer after the representative said well I should have came early. Did I not say I was there at 2:00pm at the gate for a 3:45PM flight? Damn!
Now let’s get to the fun part! This customer service representative was an evil man who just needed prayer! He gives me a new Boarding Pass that was scheduled to leave at 6:15PM on a Continental Express flight. Now after waiting 2 more hours at Newark Airport I finally enter the plane. The plane was shaped like a hot dog and I had to bend my head as I walked to my seating area. Would you believe this Jerk of a representative booked me in a single seat that was built to fit a small child who skips meals? I was livid but again I kept my composer not to come into the evil plot to piss off a fat man. Now the male flight attendant comes to the rescue and says what was obvious. Why did the representative book me in that seat knowing I was a horizontally challenged dude?

I looked over at this woman that was no more than around 145lbs and seemed to be holding her breath as she talked, I could only assume because of her gasping for air as she sat tight in that seat saying “This seat is tight for me so I know you must be pissed”. Well the flight attendant put me in the duce seat that was indeed a much better arrangement but being the fact that I don’t like public attention that was not good for my ego. It is bad enough I have to ask for seat belt extensions than to have to add to the pain of seats made to small. I will just have to book first class for now on or drive because that was not a great way to end a day 3600 feet in the air. Have any of you guys had any bad flight stories? Let me know.